Pirate Bexley

Welcome to my collection of inventions, art, & history. Get your lucky number, flip my coin, play my bird flute, & learn my chords. Stop on into the ship gallery and read my book.

Do not tell Tad Scientist where I am.


Pirate Bexley Lucky Number Machine

I have no idea how it works.


Pirate Bexley Coin

Flip Me

Flip Me

Pirate Bexley Clock

The rest can wait.


Pirate Bexley Bird Flute

WARNING: Set volume to safe level before playing. Turn phone silent mode off to hear Bird Flute.

I recorded my bird singing into this special flute I created. My bird always sings in tune. Play this flute to my chords or any song in the key of C Major or A Minor.

Instruction Manual

Let the emoticons guide your melody. The middle =) is your home note, use it to pass to other notes if you are new to writing melodies. Use =), :), and :D for happy parts of your melody & :( and :/ for sad parts. Play them in any order, mix them up... finish your song on different notes to see how your song feels!

Tip: Search for backing tracks in C Major or A Minor, and improvise melodies using this Bird Flute!

Troubleshooting: Bird Flute not working? Make sure your volume is up but not too loud, and turn your phone silent mode off.


Pirate Bexley Chords

Behold... a live-looper-shoegaze-folk song... loop the chords & play your own melodies between the verses. Or, collab with a friend (or enemy) to play the chords or melodies. Once the melody is correct, then my ship is yours...

Chords

Am, Em, Dm, Em (i, v, iv, v)

Strum

VVVV, VV, VVVV, VV (waltz)

Hear the strum pattern: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FgcP4GcmFs

Melody

C major (I) / Am Pentatonic

Lyrics

by Tad Scientist

Pirate Bexley taught me some chords
Pirate Bexley said write me a melody
Pirate Bexley, where did you go?
Pirate Bexley, I got my notes

Pirate Bexley, was that correct?
Pirate Bexley, give me your ship
Pirate Bexley, that was the deal
Pirate Bexley, I got more notes

Pirate Bexley, I’m on your ship
Pirate Bexley, why aren’t you here?
Pirate Bexley, why can’t I leave?
Pirate Bexley, what curse is this?

Now... I’m Pirate Bexley
Who wants some chords?
Write me a melody
And this ship is yours
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© Tad Fry


Pirate Bexley Ship Gallery

I need to be more careful... a few folks have seen my ship.

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Tessa LeBaron was the first to see my ship & drew it! tessla_art IG | tessalebaron.com

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Kid Tigrrr also saw my ship & drew it! kid.tigrrr IG | fournier_galerie IG | kidtigrrr.com | jennafournier.etsy.com


Pirate Bexley Tape Machine

A set of rules for mixing & mastering live recordings to get that bootleg feel:

  1. Keep original sound as much as possible.
  2. No effects & plugins to enhance sound like MORE reverrrrrrrrb.
  3. Fix pops, abrupt sounds, & background sounds interfering with song.
  4. Fades are fine.
  5. Tools to reach loudness levels & true peak targets = yes.

Pirate Bexley Book

Completely waterproof...

Chapter One

July 31, 2025

Tad Scientist finally found me... Yes, I owed him a guitar. We had a nice chat, and I taught him a fun chord progression. I vainly called these the Pirate Bexley Chords, but that’s what us pirates like to do... we invent things, be magical, and name our creations after ourselves. For the lore of course.

In demonstrating the chords, I told Tad to write me a melody to go along with it. If he were to get the melody correct, I would give him my ship. He thought I was full of it, but I was serious as I usually am with this offer. I love my ship, but I love a good melody even more.

Tad said he was excited to loop the chords to try different melodies. He explained his loop pedal to me... perhaps in too much detail, but it was a delight seeing someone so excited about a tool that could help them get my ship.

After a bit more playing, he said it would be great to add some lyrics to make this a live-loop-shoegaze-folk song of sorts. I had no idea what shoegaze was. He explained shoegaze to me, but I was still perplexed. Nonetheless, I was up for him making lyrics, especially if it helped get the chords into folklore because again... be magical.

We said our goodbyes, and Tad was excited to get back in touch one day. I let him know we probably wouldn’t see each other again until he got the melody correct.

<3 Pirate Bexley